What would a celebrity president do?

I wonder what celebrities would do if they were President of the U. S.

Let's take Dr. Seuss for example. He would probably rewrite the Constitution but with poetic phrases and interesting creatures, such as "We the people, and our fellow meeple, in order to form a more perfect runion…" Any new buildings in Washington, D.C. would be in a weird kind of architecture that makes no sense at all.

Bill Gates would make sure that a Microsoft computer would be available in every household for a small amount of money. With his wealth, he could probably tear down the White House and replace it with a gigantic mansion twice its size. He could also throw in some of his own money to donate to the government funding to help the national debt.

Oprah Winfrey would have an afternoon talk show from the Oval Office. She'd allow viewers to call in and talk about how they feel about what she's done as president. Oprah might also be good at talking to politicians from other countries and working out an agreement on issues.

What if Paris Hilton took office? I've heard some people say she'd paint the White House pink. Additionally, she could have the Secret Service Agents dress up in suits with flowers all over them while holding purses, bags, and a case for her dog. Paris Hilton would definitely go shopping all the time, too.

I think we can all agree that it would be best to stick with regular politicians and not have celebrities and famous people takeover the capital!